I am a serious uptight old man. However, the snow has led me to some fun new of real threats to America. Have a look:
Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

The Associated Press
Sunday, February 12, 2006; 3:58 PM

WASHINGTON -- Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday.

Harry Whittington, 78, was "alert and doing fine" after Cheney sprayed Whittington with shotgun pellets on Saturday at the Armstrong Ranch in south Texas, said property owner Katharine Armstrong.

Armstrong said Cheney turned to shoot a bird and accidentally hit Whittington. She said Whittington was taken to Corpus Christi Memorial Hospital by ambulance.

I guess all the rich friends don't get all the perks